Ok i know you guys like what side of the earth did you fall off Tony lol don't get me wrong I love sex I mean who doesn't right ? But wouldn't you say it can be disapointing when that is the first thing that happens in a relationship? Ok secenario your out here looking for a real relationship ok not a sexually driven relationship but a simple I love her he loves me kind of thing . You have been in relationships in the past that sex seem to happen to quick and it threw you off your horse would it disappoint you that the next man or woman you met you start off great start a relationship and in about a month into the relationship your waking up in bed next to your signifagent other with hand over your shaking your head like not this again. Well I will tell you what I think though I see nothing with geting on but its when you do it I mean lets behonest here there is this thing called maturity both have to be mature about what it is you all doing.
No lie if that is what you give any body in the begining thats what they are going to percieve the relationship as . Has this happen to me yeah and I will tell another thing that happens alot .
Wrong Message
Ladies if you send a guy your talking to a picture of your body or you in
some GREAT SCOTT!!! clothing within week or a month then your letting home boy know
its ok to flow. I know there will be a thats not true Tony about to accure so let me finish lol.
It is all how you present yourself I could go into what messages a man can send that is all he wants but ladies lets behonest here you have a 6th sense about that stuff.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
You miss me !!!!
It has been awhile hasn't it ? No I have not been on vacation I took some time to get my priorities in order wasn't as hard as I felt it would be I got a ticket for my dead tag car lol in the process but its all good well not really I'd love to have the opportunity to slap that officer in the faaaacccccceeee. You know i learned something its not hard to achieve anything in life you have want to apply yourself to everything you do life isn't easy unless you make it.
Friday, April 17, 2009
The Days I use to love you?
Ex boyfriends and Ex girlfriends some hold us back
some we let go but through all of that it is up to us yes?
There are many times in which they can't let go and that sucks
first you say nicely no!!!! then you say again no!!!! then again you say look foreal
ummmmm noooo!!!!!
But then there are some that we can let go but we choose not to
why? Do we think they might change? Maybe but who do they change for
themselfs or you? Or is it love? And this true about men and women
sometimes we can be grimey and keep them along for entertainment
or we can keep them along to sooth our ego or to show we have it like that.
I kid you not that happens to some if not many.
Its a sad case when you know that your feelings are no longer there and that person is desperatly in love with you. If you have one of those "BUGA POMP" you know the ones that call the cell 16 times saying "Yo baby I'm sorry" and for unlawful reason can't catch clue if it was a disease that your not into them anymore.
Or maybe lady that puts on my acts then a show at the APOLLO
about why you aren't together
People these are called "NEEDERS" they didn't want you
they needed you and thats a problem.
Another problem is that you keep going fishing in the same old pond
don't hate metaphor as corny and as cliche` as it may sound. If they can't change and you know he or her aren't trying. Then let them think for themselfs .
It pains us all to see them in the shape they are in and you might feel a bit responsible. But it is
for the best.
some we let go but through all of that it is up to us yes?
There are many times in which they can't let go and that sucks
first you say nicely no!!!! then you say again no!!!! then again you say look foreal
ummmmm noooo!!!!!
But then there are some that we can let go but we choose not to
why? Do we think they might change? Maybe but who do they change for
themselfs or you? Or is it love? And this true about men and women
sometimes we can be grimey and keep them along for entertainment
or we can keep them along to sooth our ego or to show we have it like that.
I kid you not that happens to some if not many.
Its a sad case when you know that your feelings are no longer there and that person is desperatly in love with you. If you have one of those "BUGA POMP" you know the ones that call the cell 16 times saying "Yo baby I'm sorry" and for unlawful reason can't catch clue if it was a disease that your not into them anymore.
Or maybe lady that puts on my acts then a show at the APOLLO
about why you aren't together
People these are called "NEEDERS" they didn't want you
they needed you and thats a problem.
Another problem is that you keep going fishing in the same old pond
don't hate metaphor as corny and as cliche` as it may sound. If they can't change and you know he or her aren't trying. Then let them think for themselfs .
It pains us all to see them in the shape they are in and you might feel a bit responsible. But it is
for the best.
Oh Oh Love Stop Making a Idiot Out of Me!!!!
You ever been in a sticky "EX" situation? You don't know what an ''EX'' situation is? Ha Ha let me tell its simple when you and significant other are no longer together there is that time you have where you don't see each for a fairly long time until you see them out of the blue how do you react :
A. Go on about your way but say hi
B. Ask he or her out to dinner
C. Act as if they are not there
If you picked "A" good job that means that person was not a need
in your life more so a want
If picked "B" wrong well second thought it can be wrong or right
lets start the WRONG first pending on two things how you feel about the person
if your feelings are still there and theirs are not , not really a terrific look
second if you all did not end well not good combo there my friend
Here is the RIGHT .
There is no law in this world that says you can't take them out however be smart
and mature about your decision.
A. Go on about your way but say hi
B. Ask he or her out to dinner
C. Act as if they are not there
If you picked "A" good job that means that person was not a need
in your life more so a want
If picked "B" wrong well second thought it can be wrong or right
lets start the WRONG first pending on two things how you feel about the person
if your feelings are still there and theirs are not , not really a terrific look
second if you all did not end well not good combo there my friend
Here is the RIGHT .
There is no law in this world that says you can't take them out however be smart
and mature about your decision.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Do's And Don'ts When Talking To A Lady
Everyday guys we suffer from what I like to call "WACK GAME" hear me out please I mean this with all sincerity I have seen this WACK GAME from guys from Yo Mama or whats good ma. Dude foreal how many Mama's do you need in life. So here some Do's Don'ts when talking to a lady.
DON'TS
Don't ever in your life make an attempt to use pick up lines my god
I believe women have them known all to well
Don't start off a conversation being the jerk you might not be one but
you are not giving any good tell tell signs of your character
of you truly are. And trust me women find that very immature
Don't over sell yourself
If your sentence begins with I and ends with Me she won't
like you . Don't get me wrong you got have confidence but let
don't let that kill you too.
Don't sugar coat about your job
If your a Man Secretary and making money doing it
by all means do you pimpin. But don't sit there and say what
you want to do lol .
Don't over express your opinion about her topic of choice
I will admit that has been a fault of mine lol .
If a woman tells you that she thinks football is overrated.
It is been said before it is best to agree then to disagree.
Don't come at a girl without these things
Job
Car
Good Head on shoulders
Goal
Swag
Style
Most importantly personality.
DO'S:
Do be yourself my god if you know your not Usher nor LL or not
even remotely close try being you for 600 Alex
Do be a gentlemen at all times
I have to say some women unfortunately don't know this because they have not been shown
the ways of the Jedi.
Open doors , Say Hi and Bye, Stand when ever a she comes in the room, Give a compliment about hair even help with her chair treat her like a lady.
Do be honest
Tell the truth about yourself why you are talking to her
Don't Mili Vanili the girl ok .
Approach the girl with hello
Women hate :
Hey Ma (Even tho that was a mega hit in 2000 something)
Yo whats really good
they don't know whats good you could be talking about the sky all they know(not bashing you ladies)
Yo come here
you come there shoot she ain't Scooby
You know a simple hello how are you doing goes
a long way .
Ask her what she does
Its ok to ask about them just don't grill'em
Know that she must posses great qualities as well
Thank her
Corny maybe but she just gave 30 seconds to hours of her time
It shows good character and it also shows your taking to heart that
she is not into you lol.
DON'TS
Don't ever in your life make an attempt to use pick up lines my god
I believe women have them known all to well
Don't start off a conversation being the jerk you might not be one but
you are not giving any good tell tell signs of your character
of you truly are. And trust me women find that very immature
Don't over sell yourself
If your sentence begins with I and ends with Me she won't
like you . Don't get me wrong you got have confidence but let
don't let that kill you too.
Don't sugar coat about your job
If your a Man Secretary and making money doing it
by all means do you pimpin. But don't sit there and say what
you want to do lol .
Don't over express your opinion about her topic of choice
I will admit that has been a fault of mine lol .
If a woman tells you that she thinks football is overrated.
It is been said before it is best to agree then to disagree.
Don't come at a girl without these things
Job
Car
Good Head on shoulders
Goal
Swag
Style
Most importantly personality.
DO'S:
Do be yourself my god if you know your not Usher nor LL or not
even remotely close try being you for 600 Alex
Do be a gentlemen at all times
I have to say some women unfortunately don't know this because they have not been shown
the ways of the Jedi.
Open doors , Say Hi and Bye, Stand when ever a she comes in the room, Give a compliment about hair even help with her chair treat her like a lady.
Do be honest
Tell the truth about yourself why you are talking to her
Don't Mili Vanili the girl ok .
Approach the girl with hello
Women hate :
Hey Ma (Even tho that was a mega hit in 2000 something)
Yo whats really good
they don't know whats good you could be talking about the sky all they know(not bashing you ladies)
Yo come here
you come there shoot she ain't Scooby
You know a simple hello how are you doing goes
a long way .
Ask her what she does
Its ok to ask about them just don't grill'em
Know that she must posses great qualities as well
Thank her
Corny maybe but she just gave 30 seconds to hours of her time
It shows good character and it also shows your taking to heart that
she is not into you lol.
VA DMV'S WILL BE A FINAL RESTING POINT
The DMV it is the be all and end all of all cars here in VA sad to say they are well in my opinion are end all . From the long lines to the nasty asssociates (yeah I know extra "S" there but that's how I feel) to the 3 hour waits. We hate it . Like today I tried for the first time sad to say to get my now dead and still here tags on my car. I kindly stood in line thinking hey got just got paid i can knock this out be on my way home until I saw coke bottle glasses wonder behind the desk ........."DAMN" I thought let me tell you something ever since I was 16 this lady has been giving me so much agony i got arthritis in my eyes just looking at them big old glasses. So i "Pleaded my case" about my dead and still here tags . I gave her some cheap story you could buy at your nearest Walmart about have not driven the vehicle in a year do to "Maintenance issues" and the lady must've thought I was deaf or capable of not hearing when shouted out loud "WE GAVE YOU THIS LAST YEAR" It took god and my grandmother god rest her soul to not knock where she stood now I know that's not nice and I know "Tony why haven't you taken care of it?" I just haven't plain and simple . LoL but anyways of course she would give me a number that would not be called for another 3 hours so I walked out. Until next time uh hm tomorrow lol i will take care of this. But like i said DMV is a final resting place they ask everything from License of course heck they even ask this couple for their marriage license sick world we live in I tell you.
If i ever get rich so stinking crazy rich so rich when I go to use the bathroom I crap quarters Iam going to buy that DMV and the first thing I do Iam going to is ugh man just man I don't know what to say lol Iam just blowing hot air right now.
If i ever get rich so stinking crazy rich so rich when I go to use the bathroom I crap quarters Iam going to buy that DMV and the first thing I do Iam going to is ugh man just man I don't know what to say lol Iam just blowing hot air right now.
My Ways
Somebody once told me "You Know Tony where you are life might as well brake open a safe and pull a gun out and shoot yourself in the face... Wicked hit at my already low self-esteem lol . I can put that on my list of "The Worst Put Downs" I heard in life. Maybe that person was right well not about the whole gun thing I dont think the good lord has called my cell phone yet. I'm 22 years old key word old iam getting older. Some say Iam an over achiever i believe but growing up I never really heard to much encouragement now i didnt live in the slums of DC or slept in alleys eating porking beans(which are very nasty by the way). I had mom and dad who did their best for my sister and I . Who am I kidding Ive pretty much pist everything away except my dreams of being a WWE Wrestler or Radio Host lol those are only dreams . I need to make a dramatic change in life desperatratly. I cant stand being a bum on a illegal hitch hiker street buming a ride. Life Is So Great..... I think? lol Its funny when people tell you things that they think wow this might light a fire under Tony's butt . Yeah i fart on fires lol I had to say that. Iam keeping my ways because my ways keep me going. Do I sometimes fall off the band wagon yeah sometimes more then none but none the less I know what has to happen to make dreams reality. I know my purpose in life and that is entertain you all the people I cant think of any other job Iam good at besides my dreams I couldn't see myself in a cubacle no diss to my cubecal nation out there but yeah thats not me . Laughs and smiles fuel my spirit corny and cliche` i know but thats the way My Ways is.
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